Oh, When will the Twitter spammers learn?


Ma’am,

I am sorry to inform you that you have followed me for the third time. I will not be following any of your accounts because you have not tweeted and you are following way too many people without them following you back.

Spammer Fake Picture

Spammer Fake Picture

I appreciate that you are trying to help me find a job online, but I am already employed.  I appreciate your links to herbal supplements  ho help my health and sex life, but I really will not buy those. I also appreciate your willingness to try and sell me generic software, but I really don’t need it.

I find it disturbing that you changed your name each time you followed me.  You must also move alot, because you havew been in Chicago, the Phillipines, and Los Angeles. That must be exhausting!

The Newbie Egg

The Newbie Egg

I was impressed to find quickly online that you are a model and your photo can be found in a stock photo gallery and someone was nice enough to use it in a photo touch-up tutorial. If I were you, I would either use the touched up image from that tutorial or use the image to the left.

Well, I bet you will thoroughly read this as much as I will read your tweets, so I will conclude now with the following. 🙄

Sincerely,

@kpbergman